Don't Quit On My Account, Mr. President
Dear Mr. President, The next time you sneak out of the White House for a smoke break, I hope you take extra pleasure in the indulgence for me. I can no longer afford the luxury. You helped price them out of my reach and have brought me to near financial ruin while I struggle with this most addictive habit that you your...self can not break. I can not thank you enough for putting my health before your own, as I'm sure that last tax on cigarettes was for my own good. You know best. And by all means, do enjoy that Marlboro.
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